What is Bll Gates Really up to?

What's Really Up With This Gates Foundation Thing!Bill came into my office this morning, he just kinda' sauntered about with that stupid Cheshire cat grin he always has when he's up to something while humming Radar Love. I continued to work, he'll speak when he's ready.
After a few minutes he sighed loudly and flopped down into my lazy-boy (I hate that). He then said,

"It will all be yours in just a little while tatta-head, you have nothing to lose now, go ahead, ask me, ask me what you have been wondering every time you looked at me for the last year or so."

I stopped working, leaned back in my chair, smiled and responded:

"You are correct as usual Bill, so here goes; What in the world are you trying to pull with this 'I'm retiring to feed the poor and help mankind crapola?' We both know that you could care less about third worlders, Linux users and the non-manicured!
I KNOW you Billy-boy! What are you really up to?"

He smiled at me broadly, sat up, pointed upwards and said in that happy erry tone of his,
"SAINTHOOD!"

I was dumbfounded! Fascinated! Captivated! I said, "What?"

His arms started flailing, he spoke swiftly and calmly:

"Don't you get it tatta? Sainthood is like the ultimate thing! Do I want my legacy to the world to be this crap we have been pushing on people for the last couple of decades? I realised that I'm the richest man in the whole freak'n world and every minute of the day people curse my name! They associate me with their frustrations, problems, buggy half-baked copy-cat software thrown together at the last minute, crashes, freezes, angst .... ya see tatta-head! As far as the average person is concerned I may as well be Satan! God knows I've done nearly as much damage!"

He then got up, spread his arms wide and exclaimed,
"That's why I'm leaving it all to you buddy! Nobody likes your Monkey-boy rump anyways, you're the perfect Microsoft CEO!
In another ten years or so nobody will even remember I had anything to do with this, donations will be flowing in, documentaries (good ones) will be made! I WILL BE IMMORTAL!!!"

I smiled at him and snidely said: "Two problems ferret-face! You are not even Catholic! You think that you are God!"

Bill grinned again: "I'm working with the Vatican on the first and the second hasn't been disproved."

We both just looked at each other and said in concert, "What a plan!"